Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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