everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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