Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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