You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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