fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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