I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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