Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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