have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Randomize
