The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nicole vs. Life
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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