I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Randomize