Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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