if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you win again, gameday.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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