We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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