please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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