Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
