is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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