so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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