My sheets look like a crime scene.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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