And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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