omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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