And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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