Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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