on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Everything about him screamed your future.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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