And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize