Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just cropdusted the office
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I am naked and annoyed.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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