oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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