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Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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