Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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