Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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