My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
oh god the rape fog is back!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
