New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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