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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You ate ashes out of my bong
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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