That's when you crack a 10am beer
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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