you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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