I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
