do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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