Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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