ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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