are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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