i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
