Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Someone shattered a urinal.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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