i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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