so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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