Porn is love you can see.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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