So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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