This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize