You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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