its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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