We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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