i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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