Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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