Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
