have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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