Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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