So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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