Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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