nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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