It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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