he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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